© Michael Alan Ross 2004-2009. All rights
reserved.
(Suggestion: Sing to the melody of
“Battle Hymn of the Republic”)
On TV, I’m watching re-runs of those shows from good old days,
Bible-thumping, old-boy-network, nasty-naughty-knaves,
Teaching me to follow all their 10 commandment ways.
Doubt not what they say.
They admonish, loud and clear, that they will never steal,
Ardently, professing ‘bout its wonderful appeal,
Except for stealing where the goal’s the Presidential seal.
Doubt not what they say.
(chorus)
God, oh God, please keep us wealthy,
Lots of money makes us healthy.
It’s better to make money than to give a damn.
Hurray for Uncle Sam!
Exercise your worship of the one almighty God,
When you pray, your God’s beside you with his staff and rod,
Let’s fund faith-based-programs, we know God will give his nod.
Doubt not what they say.
You must love your parents and the size of their estate,
Disrespecting marks you as a horrible ingrate.
Thank mom, dad, and money, thank them for your bless’d fate.
Doubt not what they say.
(chorus)
God, oh God, please keep us wealthy,
Lots of money makes us healthy.
It’s better to make money than to give a damn.
Hurray for Uncle Sam!
New missiles, they are needed for the sake of our defense,
For weapons great for business, we should never spare expense.
That the world should fear America makes lots and lots of sense.
Doubt not what they say.
Abortions are taboo like labor strikes and minimum wage,
Unnecessary vestiges of other day and age.
Deny their value based upon the same cold money gauge.
Doubt not what they say.
(chorus)
God, oh God, please keep us wealthy,
Lots of money makes us healthy.
It’s better to make money than to give a damn.
Hurray for Uncle Sam!
Business works much better minus rules and regulation,
Trees turn into paper faster absent limitation.
Buyers must beware, caveat emptor’s restoration.
Doubt not what they say.
Energy source means excavate for oil and for coal,
West Virginia and Alaska each one giant hole.
Harming lands okay to reach the old-boy-network’s goal.
Doubt not what they say.
(chorus)
God, oh God, please keep us wealthy,
Lots of money makes us healthy.
It’s better to make money than to give a damn.
Hurray for Uncle Sam!
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